Listening To: Head Over Heels by Tears for FearsTonight, in anticipation of a Halloween party I am attending on Friday, I am working on my costume. I am going as a Douchebag - last night Katy and I nabbed about four boxes of the stuff (which, by the way, are huge. Apparently, when you start douching, you don't wanna stop), and I plan on taping the products to a large black garbage bag, which I will wear as a flirty little party dress. Douche + bag = Douchebag.
The place where I work is also having a Halloween party. I will not be wearing my Douchebag costume to this. However, it was decided that certain departments should dress up according to an assigned theme. Without going into a lot of detail about why, let's just say that I rolled my eyes to the fullest when I found out about this.
So my dept.'s theme is "Superheros". Guess what I'm going as.
JESUS.
In some people's eyes, Jesus was a superhero. Also, if anybody gets offended, I'll just tell them that maybe next year they might not want to assume that it's a good idea to tell me what to be for Halloween...
13 Unicorn Trapper-Keepers:
I'm not dressing up...but it's because I'm a giant party pooper...and not very creative...
"Also, if anybody gets offended, I'll just tell them that maybe next year they might not want to assume that it's a good idea to tell me what to be for Halloween..."
Bearing in mind when given the choice, you picked "douchebag" for your costume, maybe they're getting off lightly with Jesus.
Douchebag is an awesome choice for a costume, mind. Don't get me wrong.
My favorite costume ever was a girl I saw in college. SHe had a blue sweatsuit with white cotton balls stuck to it. She carried around a spray bottle of water and called it "partly cloudy with a chance of rain." Ha!
You sould be Jesus and where a "I Work For BEER" t-shirt. Then you could perform little miracles all day and get WASTED! I bet He never thought of that.
I'm doing this Halloween as a tall, dark, handsome man with a sense of humor.
'Cause everyone else is going as something that doesn't exist, I figure I should too. :)
Jesus is an awesome costume...and I applaud you for it. We had somebody dress up as Jesus at my work...and there was a huge uproar about it between the old ladies...but I was dressed as Chewbacca and told anybody that asked that I was dressed as a "sexual predator" so the Jesus died over really quick.
I want photos of that. You'd be hot with a beard. Plus all you have to do is find an Obi-Wan Kenobi costume, right?
Alie, I hate to say it, but that's just lame. And you are creative, so that's no excuse!
Hmm...good point, Teucer. Especially the part about Douchebag being an awesome choice for a costume.
HA, Kevin! That girl sounds like a real nerd. You were in love with her, I bet.
Matthew, you have the best ideas. I hate that I can't put this particular one into practice.
Very clever, Dan. Insightful, also.
Steve, there is something about Chewbacca and 'Sexual Predator' that rings true, too...hmmm.
FEB! I've missed you, buddy! And thank you for saying that I would look hot in a beard. You made my day!
Seriously, what employer would actually have "superheros" as the costume theme. That's like saying, "This year's theme is ghosts."
Amber- you have shamed me...I'll try and come up with something...even if it's just devil horns...
You don't know who I was or was not on love with. You've NEVER understood me. Or my heart.
I love both your costume choices for respective parties... one of my all-time favorites from back in the college days were 2 girls who went as a pap smear. One had a Pabst can hanging around her neck, and the other girl standing right next to her (they couldn't really leave each other's side all night, could they? the costume would be ruined) had a mirror hanging around her neck. It was brilliant.
Come on - don't wus out, go as the real item - how about going as God??!!
Invite your friends - they can go as Jesus, Moses and the lot. Guaranteed to go over very big with any employer.
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